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Said David: “The access I bought/ Apparently now counts for naught,/ And being thus spurned,/ This lesson I’ve learned:/ Whatever you do, don’t get caught”./// https://t.co/6XRvG2TnEy

A Tory MP known as Rob,/ Who pestered an intern, the slob,/ By texting her things/ Like ‘Let’s fool, no strings’,/ Got off with a slap on the knob./// https://t.co/HqtVxWVkvA

There was an old prince from Corfu/ Who married a princess he knew/ And shook lots of hands/ In various lands/ While asking “And what do you do?”///

“Hi David, apolz 4 delay,/ I hope we can still find a way/ 2 keep things on stream -/ I’m pushing the team,/ B back in touch l8r 2day”./// https://t.co/KHCC4CkXU7

For stone-agers painting a frieze/ Without any acid or Es,/ The rarified air/ In caverns down there/ Was what got them out of their trees./// https://t.co/Z8KDWfHaOR

The Erdogan method of greeting/ Top Eurocrats there for a meeting/ Annoyed VDL/ As he and Michel/ Monopolised men-only seating./ https://t.co/mGMwaOvesN

The crown won by Mrs Sri Lanka/ Was seized amid violent rancour,/ The previous queen/ From 2019/ Endeavouring thus to disrank ‘er./// https://t.co/Ggkts9qqSJ

Prince Hamza, a man from Amman/ Denied he was part of a plan,/ With help from his mother,/ To oust his half-brother,/ For whom the shit’s hitting the fan./// https://t.co/x52kZaK3GX

The government carefully places ’em,/ And sets the assignment that faces ’em;/ They picked Tony Sewell/ As someone they knew’ll/ Deny institutional racism./// https://t.co/3u1902orUr

Inspectors found no single copper/ Did anything vaguely improper -/ They got it just right/ In Clapham that night,/ Which feels like a bit of a whopper./// https://t.co/RETUXwGi9R