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You don’t need a legal diplomaTo sniff out the nasty aromaOf justice that’s failedWhen someone is jailedFor busting parole in a coma. https://t.co/AZl6cUAFez

The jurors averted their eyes/ And clerks dropped their briefs in surprise/ As there on the screen/ A lawyer was seen/ Obeying the order “All rise”./ https://t.co/Sg74eugB3t

Between a chameleon’s thighs/ Is something that’s causing surprise -/ The tummy banana/ On Brookesia nana/ Is almost one fifth of its size./

A Q-Anon crystal ball-gazer/ And Washington far-right trailblazer/ Thinks Rothschild conspires/ To start forest fires/ By using the #jewishspacelaser/ https://t.co/LM0wdlRuyh

Some senior hedge funders thwarted/ When people bought stocks they had / shorted/ And scooped up their money/ Are moaning – how funny –/ The market is being distorted!/ https://t.co/dmLEfi711P

In Plymouth you don’t need a proTo tell you what Facebook now know:The next thing to heavenIn southwestern DevonIs riding that beautiful Hoe. https://t.co/hqZruWHy0Y

I’m sorry, said Johnson, denyingHis government’s guilt, justifyingMistakes and delaysBehind the UK’sWorld-beating achievement in dying. https://t.co/oBQwcV51iK

The Tories, ignoring the pleas/ Of sellers of roqueforts and bries,/ Say things would be beddar/ If Brits just ate cheddar:/ To put it concisely, “Hard Cheese”./ https://t.co/WLg0bfs8ja

One day into Biden and Harris/ Some stuff they’ve been doing so far is/ Executive orders/ On Covid and borders/ And dumping Trump’s boycott of Paris./

Today at the Capitol JoeWas sworn in where two weeks agoSeditionists failedAs freedom prevailed.The loser-in-chief didn’t show.