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Discoveries made on the moon/ Are making the NASA folks swoon,/ For if there is water,/ They reckon it oughta/ Be ripe for development soon.///

To give poor folks cash will end badly -/ They’ll spend it on crack, said Ben Bradley,/ But since he’s deleted/ These thoughts that he tweeted/ Their context eludes us still, sadly.///

A chap from the party in power Thinks senior clergy a shower So utterly rabble-ish, We should disestablish And lock them all up in the Tower.///

A senator nabbed in Brazil,Suspected of raiding the till,Had quite a large sumWedged tight in his bum,While standing suspiciously still. https://t.co/teeqXYqwUI