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Two firms have said sorry for boobsThat must be the work of right noobs,Or some PR guruWho said huruhuruMeant feather in Maori (it’s pubes). https://t.co/M7AxPpnA0b

A nudist relaxing outdoorsFell victim to thieves on all foursAnd chased, minus clobber,The bag-snatching robber,Exposing the cheek of the boars. https://t.co/h2hq5BlZ1C

In Hampshire a firefighting forceLooked into a gas escape’s sourceAnd so can confirmIt comes from the sperm,That’s cryopreserved, of a horse. https://t.co/FBLLonkJyE

New gongs reward those who’d campaignFor Britain to leave, not remain:Claire Fox and Kate Hoey,And Botham, althoeyIs happily living in Spain.

Proposals from President TrumpIt may be required to bumpNovember’s electionCould have a connectionWith POTUS’s piss-poor poll slump.

A Rees-Mogg named Annunziata/ Gave those in impoverished strata/ Her food-buying tips:/ They can’t afford chips?/ Then let them eat home-made frittata!///

A racist spoke out to complainHe’s had to leave Britain for Spain,For Europe gives Tommy,The immigrant pommy,The rights he affects to disdain. https://t.co/XoaBt8FwWN