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For anti-lockdowners desirous/ Of trysts with like-minded admirers,/ The Toadmeister’s site/ Lets folks on the right/ In literal terms, fuck the virus.///

A long-serving leader from MinskSays everyone voted him insk,But carting off votesDown ladders, one notes,Is not a great way to convinsk. https://t.co/ufF4HxPI9m

Two firms have said sorry for boobsThat must be the work of right noobs,Or some PR guruWho said huruhuruMeant feather in Maori (it’s pubes). https://t.co/M7AxPpnA0b

A nudist relaxing outdoorsFell victim to thieves on all foursAnd chased, minus clobber,The bag-snatching robber,Exposing the cheek of the boars. https://t.co/h2hq5BlZ1C

In Hampshire a firefighting forceLooked into a gas escape’s sourceAnd so can confirmIt comes from the sperm,That’s cryopreserved, of a horse. https://t.co/FBLLonkJyE

New gongs reward those who’d campaignFor Britain to leave, not remain:Claire Fox and Kate Hoey,And Botham, althoeyIs happily living in Spain.