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Some elephants drawn to abuse
A barrel of home-produced booze
Got horribly drunk
And red in the trunk
And went for a jumbo-sized snooze.https://t.co/mQmCNXmKlU

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) November 11, 2022

Republicans seeking a bump,
Appalled to see poll ratings slump,
Need someone to blame,
And who's in the frame?
That genius Donald F Trump. https://t.co/0PLvlqul6s

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) November 10, 2022

Prime Minister Sunak has fired
A fellow he recently hired,
Reluctantly havin'
To jettison Gavin,
Who's not very nice, it transpired.#GavinWilliamson#Williamson #RishiSunak https://t.co/tv0FhvGBTW

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) November 9, 2022

And here is the South Yorkshire news:
A field full of Swiss Valais ewes
Whose feeder was red
Appeared, having fed,
With hair dyed in shocking pink hues.https://t.co/amUvfZQlYp

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) November 5, 2022

Matt Hancock not doing his job
Has riled his Conservative mob,
But faced with defending
Their statement on spending,
He'd rather eat kangaroo knob.#Imaceleb2022https://t.co/smK0SuLKj4

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) November 1, 2022

What made the Neanderthals die?
Some scientists think they know why,
And being succinct,
We bred them extinct
With passion they could not deny.https://t.co/e01uHJHPQI

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) October 31, 2022

A brilliant bird is the jay,
Discerning enough to delay
Its gratification
Through shrewd cogitation,
The nerdy bird catching the prey.https://t.co/VzA0qmbTXQ

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) October 31, 2022

A Mondrian work, it's been found,
Has spent all its life upside-downed
And so it must stay
In case, experts say,
Of damage from turning it round.https://t.co/4SmVyLARdC

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) October 29, 2022

A maverick wealthy big hitter
Declared that his buyout of Twitter
Meant freeing the bird,
Which many inferred
Means freeing the hateful and bitter.#Musk#musktwitter#ELONMUSK#elonmusktwitterhttps://t.co/ZafYg9Yqc6

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) October 28, 2022

The Pope says consumption of porn
Is something that should be forsworn,
Accepting the clergy's
Not safe from such urges,
And even a nun gets the horn.https://t.co/UbZw5rGZNf

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) October 27, 2022