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In Qatar, the ruling Emir
Says no booze in stadiums here;
The sponsors complain,
But need to explain
That Budweiser's not really beer.#Qatar#Budweiser#FIFAWorldCup#Qatar2022https://t.co/44S0IfmJNz

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) November 19, 2022

Coup-plotting ex-President Trump
Declares he is back on the stump,
But rivals are noting
In actual voting
How most of his candidates slump.#TrumpAnnouncementhttps://t.co/tnHNEKvxUi

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) November 16, 2022

When rats are exposed to the beat,
The music takes over their feet,
They're slaves to the rhythm,
You can't reason with 'em,
They're dancing now under your street. https://t.co/ONbpde5YsE

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) November 12, 2022

Some elephants drawn to abuse
A barrel of home-produced booze
Got horribly drunk
And red in the trunk
And went for a jumbo-sized snooze.https://t.co/mQmCNXmKlU

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) November 11, 2022

Republicans seeking a bump,
Appalled to see poll ratings slump,
Need someone to blame,
And who's in the frame?
That genius Donald F Trump. https://t.co/0PLvlqul6s

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) November 10, 2022

Prime Minister Sunak has fired
A fellow he recently hired,
Reluctantly havin'
To jettison Gavin,
Who's not very nice, it transpired.#GavinWilliamson#Williamson #RishiSunak https://t.co/tv0FhvGBTW

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) November 9, 2022

And here is the South Yorkshire news:
A field full of Swiss Valais ewes
Whose feeder was red
Appeared, having fed,
With hair dyed in shocking pink hues.https://t.co/amUvfZQlYp

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) November 5, 2022

Matt Hancock not doing his job
Has riled his Conservative mob,
But faced with defending
Their statement on spending,
He'd rather eat kangaroo knob.#Imaceleb2022https://t.co/smK0SuLKj4

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) November 1, 2022

What made the Neanderthals die?
Some scientists think they know why,
And being succinct,
We bred them extinct
With passion they could not deny.https://t.co/e01uHJHPQI

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) October 31, 2022

A brilliant bird is the jay,
Discerning enough to delay
Its gratification
Through shrewd cogitation,
The nerdy bird catching the prey.https://t.co/VzA0qmbTXQ

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) October 31, 2022