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The government's given its backing
To shale gas extraction, or fracking.
"Let's go the whole hog",
Said Jacob Rees-Mogg,
"It's high time this country got cracking!"#Fracking#ReesMogg#JacobReesMogghttps://t.co/55JBTLUIp4

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) September 22, 2022

Chess champion Carlsen resigned
Believing the match undermined
By clouds of suspicion
Alleging transmission
Of hints into Niemann's behind.#chessdrama#MagnusCarlsen#hansniemannhttps://t.co/3gTvBNlLNb

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) September 21, 2022

The catafalque's placed upon view
And Brits do what Brits gonna do,
For England expects
You pay your respects
By spending all day in a queue.https://t.co/HZfZXsu7Zd

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) September 15, 2022

Dear mourners, to show how you care,
Please leave only cut flowers there,
Some stuff is banned, which is
Marmalade sandwiches,
Corgis and Paddington Bear. https://t.co/Zqvl6S0mNo

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) September 11, 2022

As Brits join in mourning together,
I'm knockable down with a feather,
For who would expect
That out of respect
The Met Office cancelled the weather!https://t.co/lek1qaB9U7

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) September 9, 2022

Conservative leader Liz Truss
Said "Crisis, what crisis? Don't fuss!"
As Liz fiddle-faddles
And spurns Shit Creek paddles,
Her tax handouts may repercuss.#LizTruss#Truss

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) September 5, 2022

The characters Piglet and Pooh
Are not the sweet toys we once knew –
They're angry and feral
And someone's in peril,
Yes Christopher Robin, it's you.https://t.co/hJy9MYUX3D
(£)https://t.co/DbItJ8yt9G

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) September 3, 2022

The toilet roll maker Cushelle
Hopes new tubeless paper will sell;
The folks from Blue Peter
Are somewhat downbeater –
For amateur crafts, this is hell!https://t.co/OmGi38WZiJ

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) August 27, 2022