twitmericks

The government’s loyal MPs/
Are ever so eager to please,/
And trooped through the lobbies,/
Ensuring raw jobbies/
Go into our rivers and seas.///

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Our leader has issued a plea/
In hope of averting Plan B:/
Take care, and if asked/
Be sure to go masked,/
(By which I mean you lot, not me).///

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The crisis in Britain’s supplies/
Is worsening, bakers advise -/
A shortage of foil/
Now threatens to spoil/
The nation’s enjoyment of pies.///

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A wealthy Colombian bloke/
Bought hippos with money from coke;/
They ran off and bred/
But sadly their spread/
Has now been cut off at a stroke.///

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Some very old Austrian poo/
Confounds what we thought that we knew/
By making it clear/
That miners drank beer/
And vis-a-vis cheese, liked it blue.///

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A fictional space pioneer/
Who travelled the final frontier/
In some TV show/
Was boldly to go/
Where no man has gone – or quite near.///

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The Prince of Wales swears by the wheeze/
Of running his motor on cheese,/
And though you may say/
It’s harder that whey/
Old Chazza insists it’s a bries.///

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The cabinet’s getting quite arsey/
As Rishi fights pressure from Kwasi/
Who fears that the crisis/
In energy prices/
Will send a few firms down the khazi.///

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The boss of a land in decline
Without any plan or design,
Watched petrol queues build
And shelves go unfilled,
And said to his friends: “This is fine”. “

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An artist who’s having some fun/
Left Aalborg’s museum feeling done;/
He trousered with thanks/
Their cash, leaving blanks/
He called “Take the money and run”.///

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