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When Morrisons sought to exalt/
Its chicken, some punters found fault,/
Decrying the boast/
That this British roast/
Used non-EU pepper and salt.///

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A network whose name’s now a curse,/
Rebrands for the new metaverse,/
But can Facebook get a/
Bit betta as Meta?/
It couldn’t get much meta-worse.///

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Escape artist Blanket the boar/
Was so hot to trot for amour,/
He jumped over benches/
To mount porcine wenches,/
And sired little piglets galore.///

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The government’s loyal MPs/
Are ever so eager to please,/
And trooped through the lobbies,/
Ensuring raw jobbies/
Go into our rivers and seas.///

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Our leader has issued a plea/
In hope of averting Plan B:/
Take care, and if asked/
Be sure to go masked,/
(By which I mean you lot, not me).///

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The crisis in Britain’s supplies/
Is worsening, bakers advise -/
A shortage of foil/
Now threatens to spoil/
The nation’s enjoyment of pies.///

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A wealthy Colombian bloke/
Bought hippos with money from coke;/
They ran off and bred/
But sadly their spread/
Has now been cut off at a stroke.///

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Some very old Austrian poo/
Confounds what we thought that we knew/
By making it clear/
That miners drank beer/
And vis-a-vis cheese, liked it blue.///

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A fictional space pioneer/
Who travelled the final frontier/
In some TV show/
Was boldly to go/
Where no man has gone – or quite near.///

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The Prince of Wales swears by the wheeze/
Of running his motor on cheese,/
And though you may say/
It’s harder that whey/
Old Chazza insists it’s a bries.///

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