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Rich leaders who met in St Ives,/
Along with their husbands and wives,/
Declared: “Just as soon/
As we’re all immune,/
We’ll help other countries save lives”.///

In Washington state they’ve agreed,/
To make vaccination succeed,/
The Cannabis Board/
Will give a reward:/
One joint of high-quality weed.///

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Foot history experts peruse/
Old skeletons, searching for clues,/
And, knowing their onions,/
Say what gave folks bunions/
Was wearing those pointy-toed shoes.///

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“This deal, though we backed it at first”,/
Cried Johnson, “Must now be reversed”,/
And drifted still more/
Towards sausage war,/
With Europe left fearing the Wurst.///

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The cloud network company Fastly/
Hosts internet services vastly,/
So when it goes wrong,/
Though not for that long,/
The ripple effect is quite ghastly.///

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A sex-starved Siberian worm,/
Whose drought, so researchers affirm ,/
Lasts thousands of years,/
Can still, it appears,/
Make up for lost action, long-term.///

https://t.co/JFVLepMQbd

A rocket sent squid into space/
To see how they deal with the place,/
But though they are trapped,/
The squid could adapt,/
Supplanting our own human race.///

https://t.co/KNSlGk2vjw

When Johnson made Cruddas a lord,/
Commissioners’ doubts were ignored,/
But doubtless as planned,/
With 500 grand,/
He got to collect his reward.///

https://t.co/j1XQs6gVUY

The pub chain supremo Tim Martin
Regrets Europeans departin’,
Not serving his beer,
A drawback, I fear,
Of Brexit, which he played a part in.

https://t.co/43v84AHSfz

A truck shed its load of purée/
All over a major highwée./
The Cambridgeshire force/
Located the source -/
Please passata distance, they sée.///

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