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The restaurant said it’s a shame/
Some customers managed to game/
Our sushi promotion/
But we have a notion/
It’s fishily common, this name./

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There was an Australian bird/
Who copied the music he heard/
And lost his own song,/
So courting went wrong/
And not enough mating occurred.//

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A walrus with places to go/
Abandoned the ice and the snow/
And set off for Kerry,/
But lacking a ferry/
He just had to go with the floe./

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As officers roughly manhandle/
A woman out laying a candle/
Or placing some flowers,/
Increased police powers/
Foreshadow repeats of this scandal./

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A prince who is not very hairy,/
When caught by reporters, unwary,/
Said he and his kin/
Aren’t fussed about skin/
(But then, recollections may vary)./

Piers Morgan, a breakfast show anchor,/
Who laid into Meghan with ranchor/
And then lost his shit/
Has now had to quit,/
The petulant, overpaid wanchor./

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There was an American Duchess
Who, freed from the monarchy’s clutches,
Charged Buckingham Palace
With out-and-out malice,
Complete with a few racist touches.

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A very old sea-going bird/
Continues to lay, undeterred:/
The thirty-times mother/
Has just had another/
With mate-for-life partner the third.//

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They’ve been the frontline standard-bearers,/

Those overworked PPE-wearers,/

But vis-a-vis pay,/

Our ministers say/

The motto remains ‘Crap for Carers’.///

“We’re sorry, we know it’s a pain
Your service is late once again.
We have to change platform,
As something in cat-form
Is sitting on top of this train”.

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