Deep under the ice, on a boulder,/
Some primitive animals moulder,/
Though sentient life/
Down there is not rife -/
It’s like Mar-a-Lago, but colder./

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By voting to back Trump’s acquittal
The Senate made sure that the shit’ll
Keep hitting the fan,
Propelled by a man
With hands that are ever so little.

Stone circle researchers maintain
Stonehenge was an ill-gotten gain,
Nicked wholesale from Wales,
As claimed in old tales,
To put up on Salisbury Plain.

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A lawyer when pleading his cause
On Zoom gave a Texas court paws
By arguing that
He wasn’t a cat
But failing to strike out the claws.

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Among inappropriate places
For filming one’s naked embraces
Or livestreaming nudes,
The Navy concludes,
Are nuclear submarine bases.

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The leaders in London and Brussels
Engage in continuing tussles
And strive to be selfish,
But vis a vis shellfish
The UK’s just flexing its mussels.

https://t.co/Kh6MzOV7NT

The judge said “Young man, I’m afraid
You cannot say, having got laid,
That cash for carnality
Offends your morality –
The prostitute has to be paid!”

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You don’t need a legal diploma
To sniff out the nasty aroma
Of justice that’s failed
When someone is jailed
For busting parole in a coma.

https://t.co/AZl6cUAFez

The jurors averted their eyes/
And clerks dropped their briefs in surprise/
As there on the screen/
A lawyer was seen/
Obeying the order “All rise”./

https://t.co/Sg74eugB3t

Between a chameleon’s thighs/

Is something that’s causing surprise -/

The tummy banana/

On Brookesia nana/

Is almost one fifth of its size./