twitmericks

The UK adviser on trade,
Whose views many find retrograde,
Is Boris's crony,
Talks utter baloney,
And therefore appears tailor-made.#tonyAbbott #Abbott#uk #johnson https://t.co/UuvfuYkthb

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) September 4, 2020

Old Trump was so sorely afraid
The start of his term might look staid,
He craved serried ranks
Of choppers and tanks –
A full North Korean parade.#trump#MelaniaTrump#NorthKoreahttps://t.co/UVpxvluAEE

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) August 31, 2020

A ram lamb intended to breed
Was sold for a high price indeed,
A fine, well-hung Texel,
Though sadly no sex'll
Be needed to access his seed.#Texel#SheepNoMorehttps://t.co/qkvz04C79p

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) August 28, 2020

When gendarmes conducted a blitz
On sunbathers showing their tits,
Their bosses attested
That being bare-breasted
Is something France proudly permits.#SainteMarieDeLaMer #SainteMarieLamerhttps://t.co/xVPbAHFgt9

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) August 26, 2020

A top evangelical school
Said sex outside wedlock's not cool,
So Jerry, its head,
Watched Becki instead,
Who banged the boy cleaning their pool.#JerryFalwellJr #JerryLikesToWatch #Trump https://t.co/Bta3fv3NiB

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) August 25, 2020

A number of positive tests
Among Cap d'Agde nudists suggests
This may be a place
To cover one's face,
Though baring one's buttocks and breasts.#CapdAgde #France #COVID19 https://t.co/bFHIVL9KuY

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) August 24, 2020

A hitherto unknown resister
Says Trump is a liar and twister
Who cheated at school,
A phoney, and cruel –
And she should know, being his sister!#trump #MaryanneTrumpBarryhttps://t.co/hbhQbgx3Uu

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) August 23, 2020