Two firms have said sorry for boobs
That must be the work of right noobs,
Or some PR guru
Who said huruhuru
Meant feather in Maori (it’s pubes).

https://t.co/M7AxPpnA0b

A nudist relaxing outdoors
Fell victim to thieves on all fours
And chased, minus clobber,
The bag-snatching robber,
Exposing the cheek of the boars.

https://t.co/h2hq5BlZ1C

In Hampshire a firefighting force
Looked into a gas escape’s source
And so can confirm
It comes from the sperm,
That’s cryopreserved, of a horse.

https://t.co/FBLLonkJyE

New gongs reward those who’d campaign
For Britain to leave, not remain:
Claire Fox and Kate Hoey,
And Botham, althoey
Is happily living in Spain.

Proposals from President Trump
It may be required to bump
November’s election
Could have a connection
With POTUS’s piss-poor poll slump.

A Rees-Mogg named Annunziata/

Gave those in impoverished strata/

Her food-buying tips:/

They can’t afford chips?/

Then let them eat home-made frittata!///

A racist spoke out to complain
He’s had to leave Britain for Spain,
For Europe gives Tommy,
The immigrant pommy,
The rights he affects to disdain.

https://t.co/XoaBt8FwWN