The trade team from Britain says please,
To get a good deal, Japanese
Must stop eating noodles
And just import oodles
And oodles of crumbly blue cheese.https://t.co/JDnaEhapFG

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) August 13, 2020

For anti-lockdowners desirous
Of trysts with like-minded admirers,
The Toadmeister's site
Lets folks on the right
In literal terms, fuck the virus.#TobyYoung https://t.co/rWcSp4GjrB

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) August 11, 2020

As fears of the virus get rifer,
One firm offers something to fly for:
In case you check out,
It's Emirates' shout –
That's truly an offer to die for.https://t.co/RnfXrUXDPl

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) August 6, 2020

Police in Berlin say a fox
Stole dozens of sandals and crocs –
A crime most perverse,
But what makes it worse,
The animal wore them with socks!https://t.co/8V6wFzqIZI

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) August 6, 2020

An old man who's not very smart
Said: "As you can see on my chart,
We're doing the best!"
Alas, unimpressed,
The journalist took him apart.https://t.co/ygKFeYgO0r#Trump #AxiosOnHBO #JonathanSwan #Axios @axios @jonathanvswan

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) August 4, 2020