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Marie, having built her success
On how to declutter your mess,
With kids to spark joy –
Two girls and a boy –
For tidying couldn't care less!#mariekondohttps://t.co/LhSEQNPeDl

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) January 30, 2023

Zahawi, the ex-Tory Chair
Owed tax that he failed to declare,
An easy mistake
For people to make
Who have a few million spare.#Zahawi#NadhimZahawi#nadhimZahawiSackedhttps://t.co/iBOe8F7ZM6

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) January 29, 2023

The Chair of our dear BBC
Helped fix up a loan guarantee
For Johnson, who chose
Which name to propose,
Now move along, nothing to see.https://t.co/D0YgMrNac5 https://t.co/0lF3SaVdth

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) January 22, 2023

Conservative Chairman Nadhim,
When running the Treasury team,
Was told to pay tax
On some of the stacks
Of cash from his tax dod… avoidance scheme.#NadhimZadhawihttps://t.co/oxxDzjSQFk

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) January 21, 2023

The food standards boss wants to make
It socially frowned on to take
Sweet treats to the office
For dodging such scoff is
Too hard for those ambushed by cake.https://t.co/DB3gPdSemr

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) January 17, 2023

Researchers believe overall
That men whom fast cars most enthral
Are those who've been told
It's not just the cold –
Your dick is in fact rather small.https://t.co/vwyYm2B2BK

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) January 12, 2023

Conservative minister Shapps
Denies photoshopping his snaps
Despite facing strictures
For posting old pictures
With evident Boris-shaped gaps.https://t.co/pwUIaFQ1rW

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) January 10, 2023

A microbiologist who
Is gathering samples of poo
From over the oceans
Has gone through the motions,
Creating a gut flora zoo.https://t.co/i1qA4xZsJ0

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) January 9, 2023

Police pinched alleged rabble-rousers,
Because people viewed on their browsers
A video leak
That made him look weak,
As President Kiir wet his trousers.#salvakiir#SouthSudanhttps://t.co/UMBswaC13b

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) January 7, 2023

There was a young prince with red hair
Who said: "It is rather unfair –
At Buckingham Palace
They treat me with malice
Because I'm the spare, not the heir."#PrinceHarry https://t.co/Zba4NfRXIz

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) January 6, 2023