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Beardy Weirdy

An old Amish man with a beard/ Had enemies forcibly sheared/ He’s now been convicted/ For hurt he inflicted/ And for being decidedly weird. /// http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/9556766/Amish-men-found-guilty-in-beard-cutting-attacks.html

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Haircut 100

Thousands of Amish with beards/All said it is just as we feared/Sam Mullet and nippers/Went mental with clippers/& half of Ohio got sheared. http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-24013708-7-charged-over-amish-beard-cutting-terror.do

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