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Bankers Away?

Posted on September 11, 2014 by twitmericks

Lloyds Bank and its pal RBS/ Are warning for Scots to vote yes/ Is terribly rash/ As those with the cash/ Might suddenly change their address./// http://www.heraldscotland.com/politics/referendum-news/lloyds-wed-move-official-base-of-bank-of-scotland-scottish-widows-to-englan.1410387451 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/510058715882721280

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Poor Bankers

Posted on April 25, 2014 by twitmericks

The bankers who run RBS/ Are suffering awful distress./ Those Treasury moaners/ Have banjaxed their bonus/ And forced them to settle for less. ///http://www.theguardian.com/business/2014/apr/25/royal-bank-of-scotland-bonus-plan-blocked-by-government The bankers who run RBSAre suffering awful distress.Those Treasury moanersHave banjaxed their bonusAnd forced them to … Continue reading →

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Banker’s Rancour

Posted on June 13, 2013 by twitmericks

A bank chief exec known as Hester Is going to leave RBS to Explore pastures new It smells like a coup Which hasn’t impressed the investor.  ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-22883800 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/345187645657346048

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Rate-Rigging Bankers Revisited

Posted on February 6, 2013 by twitmericks

The bank that they call RBS/ Was fined for the rate-rigging mess/ This puts a new onus/ On those with a bonus/ To settle for quite a bit less. ///http://uk.reuters.com/article/2013/02/06/uk-rbs-libor-idUKBRE91500720130206 The bank that they call RBS/Was fined for the rate-rigging … Continue reading →

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RBS in a Mess

Posted on August 3, 2012 by twitmericks

There is an old bank, RBS/ That’s got in a bit of a mess/ It’s lost 1.5 billion/ With one hundred million/ Required to give savers redress. /// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-19107537

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Fred’s Dishonourable Discharge

Posted on January 31, 2012 by twitmericks

A once noble Knight named Sir Fred/Minus title, is just Fred the Shred/Liz took it away/& back in the day/She mighta said Orf With His Head. http://www.scotsman.com/news/uk/fred_goodwin_has_knighthood_cancelled_and_annulled_1_2088118

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Banker feels Rancour

Posted on January 30, 2012 by twitmericks

There was an old banker named Hester/Whom some politicians’d pester/To give up his bonus/”OK, as you own us”/Agreed the reluctant investor.

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Hester’s Pester Power

Posted on January 27, 2012 by twitmericks

The boss of the bank RBS/Is to profit from public largess/With a million quid bonus/Be quiet you moaners/Why should #Hester settle for less? http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2012/jan/27/outrage-mounts-rbs-boss-bonus?newsfeed=true

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