Mick Twister

Mick Twister is an anagram of Twitmericks.

Mick writes limericks about the news on Twitter, pretty much daily, as @twitmericks. These are also reproduced below, with links to the relevant news stories.

He is the author of There Was an Old Geezer Called Caesar: A History of the World in 100 Limericks (Anova, 2013). http://twitmericks.com/book-news/

He writes limericks with a biblical theme for the quarterly 197 Piccadilly magazine. http://www.sjp.org.uk/uploads/1/6/5/7/16572376/____pp197_autumn_2013smaller.pdf

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Wind Across the Channel

A plumber behind the erection/
Of buttocks with turbo-injection/
Said this is my chance/
To say to la France/
I fart in your general direction.


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Wrong Trousers, Right Policies?

There once was a leader named Ed/
Who launched an offensive and said:/
I just do policy./
If that’s too Wallace-y/
Vote for the Tories instead.


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Satellite of Love

The Russians have lost any trace/
Of lizards canoodling in space/
They listen for echos/
Of cosmonaut geckos/
At work reproducing their race.

(Tweeted Friday, just catching up after being away from base)


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Force de Crap

The Met went to terrible pains/
To infiltrate justice campaigns/
But might police time/
Spent tackling crime/
Result in more tangible gains?


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Bishop’s Move

The church that they call #CofE/
Has voted at last to agree/
Episcopal folks/
Don’t have to be blokes/
You can have a she in a see.


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At A Sloss

A Baroness named Butler-Sloss/
Resigned as inquiry boss/
Announcing “So long,/
I’ve done nothing wrong,/
It’s just the way things came across”.


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Meister Stroke

When Germany play Argentina/
Their finishing proves to be keener/
As Mario Götze/
Nips in and converts a/
Fine cross in the Rio arena.


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Adios, Amigos

Farewell to the band the Ramones/
Of wonderful ear-splitting tones/
To Joey and Johnny/
& Dee Dee, now Tommy/
Who sadly did not make old bones.


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See No Evil

A senior judge, Butler-Sloss/
On hearing a C of E boss/
Was being accused/
Of having abused/
Said don’t bash the bishop, if poss.


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Champ Nou

A striker whose play is exciting/
Who found Barcelona inviting/
Departed the Mersey/
To wear Barca’s jersey/
They dangled the bait & he’s biting.


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