An astronaut named Major Tim/
Informs us his vocals are grim/
This being the case/
When he’s out in space/
Expect no more Bowie from him.
///http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/space/10068445/Britains-first-astronaut-Major-Tim-Peake-to-tweet-from-space-but-leave-his-guitar-at-home.html
A Tory grandee who lampoons/
The members as swivel-eyed loons/
Is speaking the mind,/
I think you will find,/
Of various top Cameroons.
///(tweeted Saturday, post delayed as I was away).
///https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/335742362540204032
There once was a top UKIP chief/
Whose Scottish campaign came to grief/
Farage had to scrub/
His gig in a pub/
As coppers provided relief.
///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-22566183https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/335344736892235777
A footballing giant named Becks/
Is trading his shorts for long kecks/
He exits the pitch/
Amazingly rich/
With no end in sight to the cheques.
///http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22558393
A footballing giant named Becks
Is trading his shorts for long kecks
He exits the pitch
Amazingly rich
With no end in sight to the cheques—
Mick Twister (@twitmericks) May 16, 2013
A fellow named Nawaz Sharif/
Is set to be Pakistan’s chief./
He staged a revival,/
Upstaging his rival,/
To old Imran Khan’s disbelief.
