Mick Twister

Mick Twister is an anagram of Twitmericks.

Mick writes limericks about the news on Twitter, pretty much daily, as @twitmericks. These are also reproduced below, with links to the relevant news stories.

He is the author of There Was an Old Geezer Called Caesar: A History of the World in 100 Limericks (Anova, 2013). http://twitmericks.com/book-news/

He writes limericks with a biblical theme for the quarterly 197 Piccadilly magazine. http://www.sjp.org.uk/uploads/1/6/5/7/16572376/____pp197_autumn_2013smaller.pdf

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Farewell Mr Nimoy, or Spock/
You’d many light years on the clock/
But now it is here/
The final frontier/
You lived long and prospered, old cock.


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Hue and Cry Over Dress

A pic of a bicoloured dress/

Provoked a degree of distress/

For what was its hue?/

Gold & white? Black & blue?/

Like many, I couldn’t care less.///


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Llama Drama

A curious beast is the llama;/
A pair of them caused quite a drama/
By breaching the peace/
And dodging police -/
Somebody call Barack Obama!


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Fallen Madonna

The popular singer Madonna/
A Brit awards show guest of honour/
Fell arse over tit/
But Madge didn’t quit/
Though everyone thought her a goner.


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Gerbil Reasoning

The deadly bubonic disease/
Was carried to Europe by fleas/
From gerbils, not rats,/
According to stats/
Collected from rings on old trees.


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The Last Straw

Ex-ministers Rifkind and Straw/
Are seen as a lobbying draw./
For five grand a day/
They’ll help smooth the way,/
Or change a Ukrainian law.


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Racist Blues

When Chelsea FC went to France/
Some fans made despicable chants/
Dealing with racism/
Urgently faces ‘em -/
A boil that the club has to lance.


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A woman from south California/
Desiring her intercourse pornier/
Is suing E.L./
Whose ‘Fifty Shades’ Gel/
Did not make her feel any hornier.


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Two journalists wrongly in jail/
Are finally let out on bail/
Now Egypt must see/
They all must go free/
It’s time to let justice prevail.


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The chairman of HSBC/
Which, unchecked by HMRC/
Used every occasion/
To push tax evasion,/
Then joined HMG. OMG!


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