Cat Burglar

The wife of an MP in Britain/Who kidnaps his mistress’s kitten/Requires condemning/& yet Christine Hemming/At least is impressively smitten.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/8799627/MPs-wife-guilty-of-stealing-love-rivals-cat.html

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About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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