A Defence Secretary named Liam/Was told to explain to the PM/Why a businessman chum/Just happens to come/Whenever someone goes to see ‘im.
Couldn’t resist another go at this one… the story’s not going away anyway. PM for Liam’s a slight stretch, you have to stress the first syllable to rhyme it, but I couldn’t resist it. Besides, two letters for two syllables is a great help in a 140-character limerick.
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