There was an old bozo named Rush
Who made a poor law student blush
He called her a slut
So ad men kicked butt
And Limbaugh was ordered to hush.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-17248737
(OK, so the last line should have been “He’s now as popular with advertisers as a nasty does of thrush”, but I just couldn’t make it fit).
