The Bum’s Rush

There was an old bozo named Rush

Who made a poor law student blush

He called her a slut

So ad men kicked butt

And Limbaugh was ordered to hush.

(OK, so the last line should have been “He’s now as popular with advertisers as a nasty does of thrush”, but I just couldn’t make it fit).


About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click.!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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