What a Panda Must Do Pt 2

Posted on April 5, 2012 by twitmericks

She-panda Tian Tian receives/

The aim of it is she conceives/

Yang don’t give a damn/

Wham Bam Thankyou Ma’am/

The he-panda eats, shoots and leaves*.

(NB Latest reports indicate this may be more factually accurate if we omit the comma in the final line).

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-17621884

 

 

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