No Sex Please, You’re Agents

Advice to US secret agents:/

New guidance has come into play, gents/

If in foreign parts/

Avoid local tarts/

Or leastwise remember to pay, gents.

http://edition.cnn.com/2012/04/27/politics/secret-service/?hpt=hp_t2

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About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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