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No Sex Please, You’re Agents

Advice to US secret agents:/ New guidance has come into play, gents/ If in foreign parts/ Avoid local tarts/ Or leastwise remember to pay, gents. http://edition.cnn.com/2012/04/27/politics/secret-service/?hpt=hp_t2

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The Dirty Dozen in Cartagena

There were 12 American spies/ Whose behaviour was not very wise/ Their Colombian spree/ Meant return to DC/ For debauchery while in disguise. // http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Latest-News-Wires/2012/0414/Misconduct-alleged-against-Secret-Service-agents

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