P-p-pick up a Penguin

Two Welshmen in Brisbane to work/

Were arrested for acting the jerk/

After excess libations/

They swam with cetaceans/ 

Then kidnapped a penguin named Dirk.

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http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/penguin-pinchers-were-blind-drunk-court-20120502-1xyd9.html

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About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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