A BoE banker named Tucker/

I gather was Diamond’s mucker/

The rate-rigging bankers/

Are great frigging wankers/

This fucker at best is a sucker.

/// http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2012/jul/03/bob-diamond-memo-barclays-questions?newsfeed=true

Editor’s note: The limerick form traditionally makes full use of our rich Anglo-Saxon linguistic heritage. But for comic purposes it’s sometimes better to hint at the obvious rhyme than to supply it. But a man can be tempted too far. OK. A scandal involving rigging by bankers and a man named Tucker.