There was an old paedophile Tory/
Who was going to be in a story/
On Newsnight last night/
Until they took fright/
So you may as well watch Balamory.
There was an old paedophile Tory/
Who was going to be in a story/
On Newsnight last night/
Until they took fright/
So you may as well watch Balamory.