Nut Job

Posted on December 14, 2012 by twitmericks

There once was a criminal klutz/

Who plotted to snip Bieber’s nuts/

The con put his trust in/

A warder, so Justin/

Escaped this unkindest of cuts.

///http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2247964/Justin-Bieber-murder-kidnap-castrate-plotter-bounty-2-500-testicle.html

///https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/279604520219197440

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