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Bustin’ Justin

A teenage Canadian guy/ Was picked up and charged DUI,/ Miami cops bustin’/ The fun-lovin’ Justin/  For racing his sports car while high. /// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-25863200 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/426411594252156928

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Unbeliebable

A juvenile singer named Bieber,/ As wise as a teenage amoeba,/ Suggested that Anne/ Missed being his fan./ Right, just like the poor Queen of Sheba! ///http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/wp/2013/04/15/justin-bieber-on-anne-frank-it-is-even-worse-than-you-think/ https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/323819715589971968

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Beepin’ Bieber

There was a boy singer named Justin/ Who got all aggressive & thrustin/ Unwantedly papped/ He suddenly snapped/ In language profane & disgustin. ///http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2013/mar/08/justin-bieber-lashes-out-photographer ///https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/310334153994412032

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Nut Job

There once was a criminal klutz/ Who plotted to snip Bieber’s nuts/ The con put his trust in/ A warder, so Justin/ Escaped this unkindest of cuts. ///http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2247964/Justin-Bieber-murder-kidnap-castrate-plotter-bounty-2-500-testicle.html ///https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/279604520219197440

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