There was a TV personality
Accused of abusive carnality.
Perhaps there were clues
In that tying down roos
Suggests BDSM bestiality.
About twitmericks
There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks
"The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).