There once was a Mr Men story/
About an old chap, Mr Tory/
Who told all the schools/
To follow his rules/
No matter how ancient and hoary.
About twitmericks
There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks
"The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).