Stewards patrolling the Kop
Were given some words they must stop.
Liverpool fans
May get lengthy bans
But will the big stars face the chop?
About twitmericks
There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks
"The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).