A cricketer went for a slash
On bouncers while out on the lash
To teach Monty Panesar
What proper manners are
Cops fined him £60 cash.
About twitmericks
There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks
"The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).