An old UKIP man, Stuart Wheeler/
Who sees himself as a plain dealer/
Insists chess & poker/
Show what makes a bloke a/
Superior boss to a Sheila.
///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23710890
https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/368089032150241281
About twitmericks
There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks
"The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).