Police have moved in to detain/
A mum-to-be catching a plane./
Officials suspecting/
She wasn’t expecting/
Discovered the bump hid cocaine.
About twitmericks
There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks
"The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).