James Bond was a fictional spy/
Who liked his martinis quite dry/
Now docs say the bastard/
Got utterly plastered,/
At work he was normally high.///
About twitmericks
There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks
"The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).