A woman who walked by the quay/
Was glued to her phone on FB/
But couldn’t update us/
Regarding her status/
Because she fell into the sea.///
About twitmericks
There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks
"The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).