There was an old Met police copper/
Whose lying was rather improper/
He said the Chief Whip/
Gave officers lip/
And so he has now come a cropper.
About twitmericks
There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks
"The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).