Fondue Fondler

Police say a fellow from Philly/
Enjoys putting cheese on his willy./
The use of fromage/
For public frottage,/
They warn, is illegal and silly.

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About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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