There once was a woman named Wendi/
Whose hubby was old and untrendi/
She craved the blue eyes/
The firm butt and thighs/
Of Tony, her sexier friendi.
///http://metro.co.uk/2014/02/05/wendi-deng-i-adore-tony-blairs-butt-and-his-pierce-blue-eyes-4292631/
About twitmericks
There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks
"The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).