A Danish giraffe is now dead/
To stop them becoming inbred/
The boss of the zoo/
Says that’s what zoos do./
The lions, meanwhile, are well fed.
///http://edition.cnn.com/2014/02/09/world/europe/denmark-zoo-giraffe/
About twitmericks
There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks
"The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).