According to Suarez’s gran/
The way FIFA gave him a ban/
Was how one might treat/
A dog on the street/
(Quite apt, as he’d bitten a man).///
About twitmericks
There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks
"The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).