There was an old SNP leader/
Who wanted to be a seceder/
But when he lost, Alex/
Said bugger this ballix/
I’ll leave it to some other bleeder.///
About twitmericks
There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks
"The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).