Immaculate Constriction

A python who lives in Kentucky/
Got pregnant without getting lucky/
Contriving to make/
A wee baby snake/
With no mate and no ficky-fucky.
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http://www.independent.co.uk/environment/nature/worlds-largest-snake-species-gives-virgin-birth-9818968.html

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About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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