Striker Stricken

Posted on December 1, 2014 by twitmericks

Emmanuel Adebayor/

Insists his performance is poor/

Because of the malice/

Of his mother Alice/

Whose curse explains why he can’t score.///

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/emmanuel-adebayor-brother-claims-tottenham-striker-brainwashed-by-spiritual-healers-into-believing-mother-put-juju-curse-on-him-9895945.html

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