Cetacean Temptation

A man who had dolphin relations/
Insists he was groomed by cetaceans/
Especially Dolly/
Who led him to folly/
With rubbing & other flirtations.
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‘I had an affair with a dolphin for a year after it seduced me’

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About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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