Californication

A woman from south California/
Desiring her intercourse pornier/
Is suing E.L./
Whose ‘Fifty Shades’ Gel/
Did not make her feel any hornier.
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http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/02/09/sex-toy-company-sued-50-shades-of-grey-lubricant-el-james_n_6643902.html

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About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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